Show Works · Facilities & Wellbeing Division

🚽 Show Works Loo Log

Rate the visit. Protect the innocent. Crown the champion.

🛢️ Show Works Septic Tank

A live, deeply unscientific gauge of collective output.

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Every trip's Bristol Stool Scale rating adds straight to the tank — a Type 7 fills it seven times faster than a Type 1. (Not a real reflection of actual tank levels. We hope.)

🔮 Open Guesses

Predicted before it happened. The Bristol Stool Scale will be the judge.

Log a toilet trip

Confidentiality absolutely not guaranteed.

Selected rating — Bristol Stool Scale
Type 4 — The Gold Standard
Type 1Type 7

Smooth, soft and snake-like. A professional performance.

Based on the real, clinically-used seven-point Bristol Stool Scale. Yes, really — Show Works just applies it more enthusiastically than the NHS intended.